the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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