best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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