VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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