Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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