Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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