note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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