i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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