Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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