You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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