so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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