They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
