I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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