I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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