cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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