I don't think brook has ever known best
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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