Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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