That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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