dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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