im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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