I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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