so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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