One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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