I don't think brook has ever known best
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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