i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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