Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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