my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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