I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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