I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You were trust falling into bushes
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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