yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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