On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
