just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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