google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.