Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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