If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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