5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...