i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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