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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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• (310): View more from California

  she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse

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