Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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