bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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