i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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