I wanna bring you to show and tell
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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