i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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