i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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