Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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