We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
