dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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