He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
That's how pantless uber rides happen