Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships