erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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