You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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