I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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