if you like me you must not know who I am
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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