You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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