Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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