Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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