it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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