Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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