i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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