So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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