ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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