u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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