I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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